Addison @addison@dev.glitch.social

S3E14a

have a sip of health potion if you haven't in a while

(also water is an ok substitute i guess)

https://soundcloud.com/barzamin/testing-my-finally-built-schmitz-4069-vco-my-behringer-d

in a few years skyrim will be the new variant of "can you run doom on it?"

not so much because anything could run skyrim with some hacking, but mostly cause i fully expect Bethesda to rerelease Skyrim for a refrigerator at some point

i was looking through my photos and remembered that time my old antivirus accused me of pirating it then held itself hostage for $34 (and i didn't pirate it in case you were wondering)

you can probably guess what i did next

thanks for applying to the job. our process is a phone screen, a code test using hackerrank, another phone screen, an on-site interview, a polygraph, a psychiatric exam, a detailed background check over the last 7 years of your life, a trial by sarlacc, the gom jabbar, and then we'll make you an offer

lol (Laughing Out Loud)
brb (Be Right Back)
bf (Banana Friend)

*shelters*

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support your local dragons

predictive text is just yoh role-playing your own Markov bot

Hey, fellow trans humans who have changed their names, is there any kind of best practice when I want to apply for a job with my actual name but haven't legally changed it yet? I'd really prefer not to use my dead name at all but changing it isn't simple and takes time, and they will want it for HR.

#lgbt #transgender

This reads like a clickhole article omg:

"Guillermo del Toro says he saw a real UFO and it was ‘horribly designed’"

https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/23/16814948/guillermo-del-toro-ufo-design

one calculated cat:

Hey Mastodon, do you know of any cool psychology people who live and work in Germany and hand out hrt indications to trans people after one or two sessions? This system is actively trying to bring me down. I'm nonbinary but I still want T. Any help is greatly appreciated!

remember to use the internet today!

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S3E18a

fortunately my friends i found a solution with the IT department. my work PC has been virtualized and now i can work remotely using a thin client

haven't been able to access my work PC in three days now - can't even log on. any of you tech wizards think you could help?