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people on feminizing HRT, how do you estrogen? (boost if you want)

the television tuned to a dead channel was the colour of the sky above a port

mrs claus was invented by capitalists to fool you into thinking that christmas is just another heteronormative holiday miss claus does exist tho she is santa's cousin and she's asexual. she lives in antarctica at the mcmurdo research base and she studies pulsars

blackle video idea:

me: "you know... they say art doesn't exist in a vacuum"
*leans down next to dyson, hatsune miku printed on paper is inside the dust tray*
me: "but I beg to differ"

Ultrasound technician: It looks like the gender is... uh...
Parents to be: What? What's the gender?
Technician, squinting at the display: That's my dad?!

"don't worry. we're not storing your password in plaintext. whenever we email you your password we actually use a rainbow table lookup to match your hashed password to one in the database. so it is still secure"

"password cannot contain special characters because it'll mess up the formatting when we send it to you in the confirmation email"

I've seen every one of these and they horrify me every time

things that make my trust in your website drop down a whole level:

- password field is maximum 8-15 characters
- passwords cannot contain some special characters
- password is included in confirmation email

"FOR YOUR CRIME OF COMMUNICATING INCORRECT INFORMATION," it continues, "YOU WILL BE ENROLLED IN A COMPULSORY TUNNEL PHYSICS HISTORY COURSE SPANNING THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE. HOW DO YOU PLEAD YOUR CASE?"

The ground begins to rumble.

"THAT IS INCORRECT" a voice booms.

Behind you is an 8 foot tall figure, glowing blue. On their chest in Helvetica is written "HISTORY."

"THE 90 TON LIQUID SCINTILLATION DETECTOR WAS PRESENT IN THE TUNNEL GARAGE BUT FAR AWAY FROM THE FIRE. THE DETECTOR'S FIRE SYSTEM DIDN'T EVEN ACTIVATE. THE FIRE HOWEVER MARKED THE END, AS THE EXPERIMENT CONCLUDED AT LEAST WITHIN THE MONTH." the figure exposits forcefully

(continued)

"Tunnel Physics Historian!" you say confidently.

"Oh golly!" exclaims the receptionist, "a real life tunnel physics historian! Oh would you please answer a question that has been bothering me? What ever happened to the 90 ton liquid scintillation detector under Mont Blanc in the 1990s? Was it destroyed in the fire?"

You check your cheatsheet with no speed of light delay.

"Not at all. It was removed years before." you say.

(continued)

"I have an appointment..?" you say, with 40% certainty.

"Oh, worch jorb?" he drawls

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