*runs up to you in the street* excuse me! excuse me! We've updated our terms and conditions!
@jk "no!" I scream, mortified, "you've vored the funk out of my tax papers!"
@jk *wipes brow* "pfew!!!!! that was a close one" I say, staring 90 degrees in the wrong direction
@blackle me: *extremely muffled* its ok i am a certified accountant