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*runs up to you in the street* excuse me! excuse me! We've updated our terms and conditions!
@blackle me: give me them. give me the papers. i want the conditions. all the terms. give me all the terms and conditions *begins shoveling reams of paper into my mouth*
@jk "no!" I scream, mortified, "you've vored the funk out of my tax papers!"
@blackle me: *extremely muffled* its ok i am a certified accountant
@jk *wipes brow* "pfew!!!!! that was a close one" I say, staring 90 degrees in the wrong direction
@blackle @jk BRB, starting a dance music career as DJ VoreTheFunkOutOfMe