"don't worry. we're not storing your password in plaintext. whenever we email you your password we actually use a rainbow table lookup to match your hashed password to one in the database. so it is still secure"
@elomatreb if you forget your password we'll send the hashed and salted password to the NSA with the subject like "check out this weird math problem. apparently if you can't solve it, you're gay"
"Actually, we found that the lookup table in this popular compression library was more efficient so we now zip the password database but we store the zip lookup table in a separate database table don't worry"
BE WARNED this instance will absolutely be unstable at times. It will 10000% be used for experimenting with settings and tweaks to Mastodon. So the place may experience outages, not federate reliably with the rest of the world, have posts go missing, or other technical faults. As such it's meant to be a chill, maybe kinda playful place. FOR BREAKING THE SOFTWARE. Time to see what we can do with this thing! Time to ˥∀IƆOS HƆ⊥I˥⅁
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the privacy stuff in the 'terms' isn't what it should be, but no time to change it yet. this instance's data will not be sold or traded or whatever.