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GROWTH HACKING / SOCIAL MEDIA ONBOARDING TIP

heres my idea. when you click "What IS Mastodon?" it opens up a page with a live video feed, where you see @Gargron sitting at his computer, and he sighs and looks into the webcam and YET AGAIN explains what mastodon is, personally, to you, the user

talkative fishy @blackle

@jk idea: whenever you click "what is ____?" anywhere on the internet then a drone in downtown new york activates and flies up to a random pedestrian on the street to ask that question for you

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@jk this seems like the kind of thing a .com company in the 90s would come up with if drones were a thing back then

pulling information onto the world wide web!

@blackle ah yes, i remember the dotcom bubble! for instance, the ill-fated dogs dot com. where they would airlift you a random dog.

a dog is just a click away!! thats what they said