GROWTH HACKING / SOCIAL MEDIA ONBOARDING TIP
heres my idea. when you click "What IS Mastodon?" it opens up a page with a live video feed, where you see @Gargron sitting at his computer, and he sighs and looks into the webcam and YET AGAIN explains what mastodon is, personally, to you, the user
@jk this seems like the kind of thing a .com company in the 90s would come up with if drones were a thing back then
pulling information onto the world wide web!
@blackle ah yes, i remember the dotcom bubble! for instance, the ill-fated dogs dot com. where they would airlift you a random dog.
a dog is just a click away!! thats what they said