@trwnh next I'm sure we'll see "your password can either be 'password' or '12345678'" next
@elomatreb if you forget your password we'll send the hashed and salted password to the NSA with the subject like "check out this weird math problem. apparently if you can't solve it, you're gay"
@loke same kind of thoughts come to mind with the "cannot contain special characters" bit. like characters are being filtered because otherwise they'll have an sql injection attack or something.
all these things imply some horrifying things about whatever code is living on the server
The ground begins to rumble.
"THAT IS INCORRECT" a voice booms.
Behind you is an 8 foot tall figure, glowing blue. On their chest in Helvetica is written "HISTORY."
"THE 90 TON LIQUID SCINTILLATION DETECTOR WAS PRESENT IN THE TUNNEL GARAGE BUT FAR AWAY FROM THE FIRE. THE DETECTOR'S FIRE SYSTEM DIDN'T EVEN ACTIVATE. THE FIRE HOWEVER MARKED THE END, AS THE EXPERIMENT CONCLUDED AT LEAST WITHIN THE MONTH." the figure exposits forcefully
"Tunnel Physics Historian!" you say confidently.
"Oh golly!" exclaims the receptionist, "a real life tunnel physics historian! Oh would you please answer a question that has been bothering me? What ever happened to the 90 ton liquid scintillation detector under Mont Blanc in the 1990s? Was it destroyed in the fire?"
You check your cheatsheet with no speed of light delay.
"Not at all. It was removed years before." you say.
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