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tfw you program one of your girlfriends into becoming a programmer

@galaxgal tricked me into coding and i'm not strong enough to kill her, please donate to my gofundme to hire the deep web assassin that will save my life

so telling anyone to buy into fairtrade, organic, vegan, etc. to be a better person is just being a classist prick. fuck off

the companies producing "fair trade" and "organic" goods are doing so at considerable markups to capitalize on morality. nothing is accomplished by buying into those schemes, because they're deliberately marked up to create a sense of exclusivity and increase profits

ah, i see we're equating good morality and ethics to someone's ability to buy upmarked consumer goods again

if anime is so good why isn't there an anime 2

World of Warcraft: hey so there's these cool edgy goth elves now. they're a retexture of blood elves but like, Even More Anime

Me: COOL

World of Warcraft: now grind this reputation bar that starts at neutral and ends at barely over Honored with a trickle of like ~800 reputation a day so you can play them, fucker

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bbctag isn't good unless i can pair orie and wagner and hear their snarky rival-on-same-team lines

i just want a nice, meterless route anime. why are you doing this to me

"hey samantha how's your morning" well it's 12PM and I got 7 hours of sleep and i'm having an existential crisis in the direction of fighting games

i somehow passed my algorithm analysis class with a C despite carrying a 65% for the entire quarter. AMA (but not about algorithms please,)

i want to make a mastodon instance where all non user handle strings are replaced with "Nice!"

mh, social anxiety Show more

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