New year, new good morning thread!

Good morning! Check out my dad’s table saw.

good morning to all the very smart engineers over at google

mornin, this is my mom’s older dog charlie. he’s mellow

morning, it's launch day for a thing my team built, wish us luck

had a dream last night that I bought a midi controller at a thrift store, good morning

good morning, last night I continued watching Canada’s Worst Driver, descending further into the Andrew Younghusband Cinematic Universe

good morning, Siri doesn’t know how to pluralize temperature degrees because it’s written by damn Americans and their damn foolish Fahrenheit :dont_at_me:

good morning; we put Dave's cat bed on the book case and he loves it

food 

food 

good morning, my umbrella broke on my walk to work : \

good morning, some nice direct action in my apartment stairwell #praxis

Good morning. I thought today would finally be the day that I quit Brooklyn-based politics irony podcasts. Alas,

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@ashfurrow wait, why is the paper-clip misogynistic?

@hirojin well, maybe "misogynistic" is too strong a word, but women told MS they didn't like Clippy, that it leered at them, and MS didn't listen: theverge.com/2015/6/25/8844365

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