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Elizabeth @officialgoogirl@dev.glitch.social

Is there a science reason why sleeping with the lights on makes me feel disgusting when I wake up

I got bad sleep two nights in a row and now my days are all jacked up, i keep thinking im a day ahead of where I am

*occasionally scrolls through chosa's profile to see if they subtooted me today*

me, quietly in my room in the dead of night: *snrf*
my stepmom, two hours away, almost certainly asleep right now: ''blow your nose''

i meant to say sinuses. post cancelled

tfw yr nose is stuffy so @ccolocho looks at bowser's bulge while yr honey bbq boneless chicken wings work their spice magic on your nostrils

i kinda wanna go to a sonic the restaurant

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TWO YOUNG LADIES GET DOMINATED BY GIANT FISH

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wtf??? tencent is bringing a moba to switch. turns out you can say any words in whatever order you want

all my classes are cancelled until friday, which means they're all cancelled until monday :/

fellas, is it gay to eat ice cream? 🤔 I mean, sometimes, I cream my jorts 😳

eggs expire a lot less quickly than i remember, every time

FUCK yeah just remembered I had an apple in the fridge, babeyyy

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